Hello My name is Dr Ima Ascamartist,
I am writing you this private and confidential e-mail in the hopes that you are completely gullible and will believe everything I am about to say. I ask you to keep this private and confidential because I don’t want your less gullible friends to roll their eyes and say “I know her brother Ohnonot Ascamartist.”
I am not a bank vice president with the Kissyourassetsgoodbye branch of the Unofficial Bank of Areyouanidiot which is located in (fill in the name of a country which is under a lot of turmoil at this time or has recently stopped being under turmoil.)
As you know (I say this not because you actually would know but because I am trying to butter you up) the Kissyourassetsgoodbye branch of the Areyouanidiot banking system houses the non existent leftover funds from the Itneverhappened Government project. Which as you know has not revitalized our nation. (Like how I stroked your ego again with the as you know part?)
Now this brings me to the point of my writing you. (I am hoping that you are not above trying to bamboozle a foreign country out of non existent millions of dollars ) I need you (someone outside of fill in the country listed before.) who is honest and trustworthy (gullible and hopefully not too bright) to allow me complete access to your banking information so that I can transfer a non existent (Type in a random 8 to 9 digit number) dollars to your account After (fill in a certain number of months) you of course will transfer 90 percent of this amount to an account in my name and keep the rest of the non existent funds as payment for helping me. (Mean while I will drain your banking account and set up credit cards in your name so that I can build a girl robot to take to the prom.)
I need your answer in the next few days (because I want to know if you are a sucker or not.)
Scamfully yours,
Dr Ima Ascamartist,
Vice President of the
Kissyourassetsgoodbye branch
Of the Unofficial Bank of
Areyouanidiot
Somemakebelieveplace, planet earth
PS
The person who may or may not be a relative by the name of Engineer (I’m not bright enough to think of a first name but I will add your last name here) did not die anywhere in Africa, South America, the Middle East or on the planet mars. When he did not die, he didn’t leave any unclaimed funds so if you want to fly to my country and give me all your money you won’t actually get anything in return.
This spoof scam letter was found at http://showcase.netins.net/web/zeliziw/scamletterspoof.htm , it is intended for humor purposes only. Please keep this information with this letter if you forward it to your friends.
If you enjoyed this letter you may also wish to look at the "please her" spoof letter.
Added note: It was written by me because I got sick of all the we hope you are stupid enough to send us your banking information letters I get on a daily basis. If you have enjoyed this spoof please feel free to look over the rest of my site. I know there are some grammatical errors in the above letter but let's face it is way more grammatical then the "real" letters that people are sent.
© 2004 Sheila K Watkins