This one little magic pill is guaranteed to allow you to please her every
time.
Within moments of taking it you will have the desire to:
Within moments of taking it you will have the desire to:
Do everything on the honey do list instead of watching the big game
Buy her a present just because and not one of those kitchen appliances either
Bring her flowers, jewelry and chocolates when you aren’t in trouble and it isn’t a birthday or anniversary.
Watch the kids if you have any so she can have some private time
And get HER a beer
You will also be able to perform amazing and incredible feats like:
Telling her "I love you" several times a day
Showing her you love her by the things you do
Giving her hugs and kisses just because
Cooking her dinner
Giving her just a message until she is weak as a noodle
And pampering her better then a weekend spa
Side effect you may also experience are:
Listening to what she says instead of playing a game on a computer
The desire to take her dancing even if you don’t enjoy it
The desire to take her on a romantic get away
The desire to just do sweet things for her
And actually paying as much attention to her as when you first started dating
You can have a one month supply of this pill for the simple cost of
Some of your time and letting her know you truely care.
This spoof scam letter was found at http://showcase.netins.net/web/zeliziw/pleaseherspoof.htm,
it is intended for humor purposes only. Please keep this information with this
letter if you forward it to your friends.
If you enjoyed this letter you may also wish to look at my Scam spoof
letter.
© 2004 Sheila K Watkins