Take me out of the Bush league

George Bush was election mad.
Had the fever and had it bad;
Raising loot for the Republican crew,
Ev'ry dollar they blew.
On election, Bush he knew
Watched to see how the votes did go,
his way it would go but newsmen said,

"The vote is in and the country has said”
"Take me out of the Bush league,
Kick out Bush and his crowd.
Will he buy his way with a computer hack,
We don't care if Bush ever comes back,
Let us root, root, root for the democratic team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three diebolts, you're out,
At the old election game."

George W knew all the games,
Knew the players threw mud at their names;
Told the newscaster he must be wrong,
his campaign was good and strong.
When the vote was just too close to call,
Jeb bush knew what to do,
Just to cheer up his brother he flew
He made Florida play along

"We will forget the country has said”
"Take me out of the Bush league,
Bring Bush and his crowd.
Buying his way with a computer hack,
With Florida Bush will make a come back,
Let us root, root, root for the our team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three diebolts, you're out,
At the old election game."

 

Parody by Sheila K Watkins
Sung to "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"

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© 2004 Sheila K Watkins