Take me out to bomb Hussein
George W Bush loves war games,
Knew the axis of evil, knew all their names,
You could see him planning ev'ry day,
Shout "bomb them," before they get away
They got weapons of mass destruction this we know
Said, "To Iraq land, Blair, let's go,"
Then George started to fret and pout,
And to Tony we heard him shout.
"Take me out to bomb Hussein,
Forget Bin Laden and his crowd.
Find me nuclear bombs and anthrax,
I don't care if our troops never get back,
Let them shoot, shoot, shoot at who I say,
If they don't win the CIA's to blame.
For it's one, two, three air strikes, you're out,
At the old war game."
George W insisted he was right,
and turned his sites to Iran
Told the united nations they were wrong,
told America we're good and strong.
Would I lie to you,
George knew what to do,
Just to cheer up voters he knew,
He made his followers sing this song.
"Take me out to bomb Hussein,
Forget Bin Laden and his crowd.
Find me nuclear bombs and anthrax,
I don't care if our troops never get back,
Let them shoot, shoot, shoot at who I say,
If they don't win the CIA's to blame.
For it's one, two, three air strikes, you're out,
At the old war game."Parody by Sheila K Watkins,
Sung to the song "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"© 2004 Sheila K Watkins