"The night may seem quiet and eventless,
But in reality the airwaves, networks, and fiberoptics crackle with life.
For I am Kermit,
King of the 0's and 1's,
Lord of C,
Commander of the highest satellites and amateur radio antenna arrays.
Oh great frog of the airwaves
Who sits at the right hand of b0r1s,
Son of UNIX,
God of Linux,
And greatest lord of the holiest networks in a faraway land."