Scientific Egg’s website has been pumping out home-brewed music on this locally hosted website for 7+ years and only has a total of 19 hits.  These numbers show that this site is the epitome of the ultimate underground, unknown secret source of killer music that only you and your indie snob friends know about.  That trendy looking guy in the coffee shop sitting across from you with his fancy laptop is currently at this site.  That’s why his hair is so smooth and silky.  But he won’t tell you about Scientific Egg, because how will it be cool if everyone knows about it?  So shhhh!  Your friends are not smart enough to appreciate the content of this site.  Their music is not real.  Cheers and enjoy my ideas.

 

Greg