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"Send someone over quickly!"
the old woman screamed into the
phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up
toward my bedroom
window!"
"This is the Fire Department,
lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to
transfer you to the Police
Department."
"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled.
"They need a longer
ladder!"

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HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW ... YA HEAR
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