Help!


 
"Send someone over quickly!"
 
the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!"
 
 
"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"
 



YA'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW ... YA HEAR