Classic Trilogy
DRINK WHEN...
ANYONE 'N EVERYONE
Someone has a bad feeling about this
It's their only hope
Somebody gets choked
A woman other Leia is on screen
An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts)
Somebody's hand gets cut off
A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast
There is a tremor in the Force
It's not someone's fault
One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
Someone exclaims "No!"
Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
Twice if it's not Han
Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies
oIt counts if they change at the end
Someone is mind-controlled using the Force
People kiss
A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black
(for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
An elaborately made up alien has no lines
Some ship crashes into something after being hit
Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)
An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star
exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em)
Boba Fett talks
An entire planet is described as having one climate
C-3P0
C-3PO loses a body part
Twice if he is completely dismembered
C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with
Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice
Twice if he is giving the odds of survival
CHEWBACCA
If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long howl
If Chewie, a big, dumb ol' wookie, actually shows mechanical know-how and
fixes the Falcon
DARTH VADER
Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
Twice if he tries to kill them
Vader's suit gets more and more detailed in each movie
THE EMPEROR
The Emperor cackles evilly
The Emperor has foreseen something
THE EMPIRE
Tarkin brags about the Death Star
Any officer speaks with a British Accent
Any Imperial Ship is destroyed
A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist
(i.e. "rebel scum", "insignificant rebellion", etc.)
HAN SOLO
Han brags about the Millennium Falcon
Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon
Twice if it is Leia
Something doesn't work on the Falcon
Twice if it's the hyperdrive
Someone or something tries to get money from Han
LEIA
Leia insults somebody
Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
Twice if it covers her neck
Three times if she's almost totally nude
LUKE
It is Luke's destiny
Luke whines
Luke discovers a long-lost relative
Luke fights monsters or savages
Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip
Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
Luke is upside-down
Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
Twice if they speak to each other
Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed
Luke refuses to take someone's advice
Luke yells "Artooooo!"
Luke is confused / taken aback
OBI-WAN KENOBI
Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance
Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective
("...Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise")
R2-D2
R2-D2 gets thrashed
R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around
REBEL PILOTS
A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)
A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."
Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it through all 3
movies- besides the main characters) makes an appearance
Twice if he speaks
STORMTROOPERS
Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming
Stormtrooper armor proves useless
YODA
Yoda uses bad grammar
Yoda talks like a fortune cookie
Episode I
DRINK WHEN...
Someone has a bad feeling.
It's their only hope.
The Trade Federation guys panic.
Battle droids say "roger, roger."
Battle droids prove more efficient than Stormtroopers.
Battle droids prove absolutely useless.
Droids refer to each other by rank.
Jar Jar says "Mysa, Yousa, Isa, Wesa," etc.- Twice if another Gungan talks like that.
(Boss Nass DOESN'T count. If he did, forgettaboutit!)
Someone makes a comment about Jar Jar.
Jar Jar panics.
Jar Jar displays his clumsiness- Twice if it ends up being something heroic.
Jar Jar's tounge sticks out.
Jar Jar says "How rude!"
Jar Jar says "Okeyday."
Jar Jar tries to act like a well-trained officer.
Anakin wears goggles.
Anakin flips switches.
Anakin's future is foreshadowed.
Anakin is called "Ani".
Anakin says "Yipee!"
Anakin brags about his machinery/ pod racing skills
Qui Gon compliments Anakin.
"Queen" Amidala changes her clothes- Padme doesn't count, Pseudo-Amidala does.
Anyone argues/ disagrees with Qui Gon.
Qui Gon argues/ diagrees with the Jedi Council.
Amidala argues/ disagrees with Palpatine.
Heroes are almost eaten by a thing.
Heroes run away from villians ("Run away! Run away!")
Someone "Jedi leaps."
Boss Nass spits like a child.
Someone attempts the Jedi Mind trick- Twice if it actually works.
Alien species from the original trilogy are spotted in the background
(Jabba's entourage counts, Anakin's Rodian friend doesn't.)
Willow makes a cameo.
E.T. makes a cameo.
Someone calls Obi-Wan "Padawan."
Obi-Wan does some unessecary lightsaber twirl.
Shimi Skywalker smiles sadly.
Jar Jar smiles stupidly.
Someone says "I'll handle this."
Anyone says, "Be mindful."
Anyone says, "You assume too much."
Qui-Gon says "Stay close to me."
Someone calls Qui-Gon 'Master'- twice if it's not Obi-Wan.
R2 fixes something
twice if someone yells "HE DID IT!"
R2 can't control the machine he's plugged into
C-3PO says "I'm C-3PO, Human/Cyborg relations..."
Someone teeters on the edge of a chasm.
Someone does some nifty acrobatic flip.
Someone falls from a great height and shows no apparent sign of injury.
Darth Maul smiles menacingly (no pun intended.)
Darth Maul speaks.
Sebulba talks trash.
Sebulba cheats.
Energy fields are visible.
Yoda still talks lke a fortune cookie.
Someone is actually fooled by the Padme/Amidala switching.
Someone uses silly words to describe Force-related events,
like "midichlorians" or "vergence". Twice if it's not Qui-Gon.
Anyone refers to Anakin as the Chosen One. Twice if they claim that his mother
was the Virgin Shmi.
The Force is used telekenetically
Every time there is a holographic person in the room.
Jedi have their hands folded.
Drink when you find yourself talking to the screen!
Drink twice if you make gestures!
Special Section
Hidden Cues
Drink when:
Five drinks when Draco from Dragonheart is spotted
(look out the window when Yoda talks to Obi Wan before the parade scene)
Three drinks if you see Indiana Jones in the crowd at Mos Espa Arena.
Three drinks when a battle droid says "Doh!" after being hit. Five drinks if the
player is also a Simpsons fan.
Two drinks if vehicles from either Blade Runner or 2001 are seen.
One drink for THX or 1138 refrences.
One drink for ET.
One drink for wookies.
