South Park

Episode Guide

Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5
Season 6
Season 7
Season 8
Season 9
Season 10
Season 11
Season 12


Season 1

Episode 101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

Original Air Date 08/13/1997

Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

Episode 102 - Weight Gain 4000

Original Air Date 08/20/1997

Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.

Episode 103 - Volcano

Original Air Date 08/27/1997

The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.

Episode 104 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Original Air Date 09/03/1997

Stan's dog explores his sexuality.

Episode 105 - An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

Original Air Date 09/10/1997

A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.

Episode 106 - Death

Original Air Date 09/17/1997

With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.

Episode 107 - Pink Eye

Original Air Date 10/28/1997

Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."

Episode 108 - Damien

Original Air Date 02/04/1998

Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.

Episode 109 - Starvin' Marvin

Original Air Date 11/19/1997

Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.

Episode 110 - Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

Original Air Date 12/17/1997

When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.

Episode 111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty

Original Air Date 02/11/1998

A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship.

Episode 112 - Mecha-Streisand

Original Air Date 02/18/1998

The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world.

Episode 113 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Original Air Date 02/25/1998

Cartman searches for the identity of his father.

 


Season 2

Episode 201 - Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"

Original Air Date 04/01/1998

A Terrence and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.

Episode 202 - Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut

Original Air Date 04/22/1998

Cartman finds out the identity of his father.

Episode 203 - Chickenlover

Original Air Date 05/20/1998

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

Episode 204 - Ike's Wee Wee

Original Air Date 05/27/1998

The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.

Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady

Original Air Date 06/03/1998

South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.

Episode 206 - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Original Air Date 06/10/1998

Ned and Jimbos' cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.

Episode 207 - City on the Edge of Forever

Original Air Date 06/17/1998

It is up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.

Episode 208 - Summer Sucks

Original Air Date 06/24/1998

A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.

Episode 209 - Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Original Air Date 07/19/1998

A film festival comes to town, and the town, and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.

Episode 210 - Chickenpox

Original Air Date 08/26/1998

The kid's parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.

Episode 211 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Food

Original Air Date 09/02/1998

The boys are strangely drawn to the planetarium, and Cartman is on a personal quest to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables.

Episode 212 - Clubhouses

Original Air Date 09/23/1998

The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare.

Episode 213 - Cow Days

Original Air Date 09/30/1998

It's rodeo time in South Park when Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event.

Episode 214 - Chef Aid

Original Air Date 10/07/1998

Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.

Episode 215 - Spooky Fish

Original Air Date 10/28/1998

Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish.

Episode 216 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

Original Air Date 12/09/1998

Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandma's house, but Stan joins the boys anyway.

Episode 217 - Gnomes

Original Air Date 06/16/1998

The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweak.

Episode 218 - Prehistoric Ice Man

Original Air Date 01/20/1999

The boys' discovery of a man encased in ice threatens Stan and Kyle's friendship.

 


Season 3

Episode 301 - Rainforest Schmainforest

Original Air Date 04/07/1999

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.

Episode 302 - Spontaneous Combustion

Original Air Date 04/14/1999

The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case.

Episode 303 - Succubus

Original Air Date 04/21/1999

He's finally found the girl of his dreams and the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.

Episode 304 - Tweek Vs. Craig

Original Air Date 06/23/1999

The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

Episode 305 - Jakovasaurs

Original Air Date 06/16/1999

While camping on the banks of Stark's Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.

Episode 306 - Sexual Harassment Panda

Original Air Date 07/07/1999

Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

Episode 307 - Cat Orgy

Original Air Date 07/14/1999

Shelly babysits Cartman.

Episode 308 - Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub

Original Air Date 07/21/1999

The boys, mimicking one of their favorite TV shows, phone the local police station. Soon the ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of WACO is played out in South Park.

Episode 309 - Jewbilee

Original Air Date 07/28/1999

As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness in a Jewbilee camping trip.

Episode 310 - Chinpoko Mon

Original Air Date 11/03/1999

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpoko Mon.

Episode 311 - Starvin' Marvin In Space

Original Air Date 11/17/1999

When Starvin' Marvin uncovers a crashed spaceship in Ethiopia, he steals it and heads out on a trek across the globe in search of food for his people. Meanwhile, an old nemesis resurfaces and is "bigger" than ever.

Episode 312 - KORN's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Original Air Date 10/27/1999

While traveling though South Park on Halloween eve, the band KORN is run off the road by a mysterious force that's haunting the small mountain town. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny enlist KORN's help in solving the spooky mystery and once again save the citizens of South Park in a Scooby Doo parody Halloween episode.

Episode 313 - Hooked On Monkey Fonics

Original Air Date 11/10/1999

The gang competes in the South Park Elementary School Annual Spelling Bee, but get tough competition from two home schooled kids, Rebecca and Mark. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to teach Rebecca what love is, while Cartman tries to convince his mom that he should be home schooled.

Episode 314 - The Red Badge of Gayness

Original Air Date 11/24/1999

General Cartman E. Lee turns a Civil War re-enactment in South Park into a marauding Rebel Army.

Episode 315 - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Original Air Date 12/01/1999

Mr. Hankey's Holiday Special, with songs from his Christmas Classics album.

Episode 316 - Are You there God, It's Me Jesus

Original Air Date 12/29/1999

Cartman and Kenny get their periods, and Jesus gets Rod Stewart to perform for his Millennium Show. This is the only show that will answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about.

Episode 317 - Worldwide Recorder Concert

Original Air Date 01/12/2000

The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.

 

 


Season 4

Episode 401 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Original Air Date 04/12/2000

Cartman is sent to juvenile hall and while the boys attempt to break him out, Cartman adjusts to life on the inside.

Episode 402 - The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000

Original Air Date 04/05/2000

Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy and builds a thriving business by appropriating teeth from less fortunate children.

Episode 403 - Quintuplets 2000

Original Air Date 04/26/2000

When the boys go to the Cirque de Chevile, they fall hard for the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets. But helping the Quints escape their country means a lot more trouble - named Janet Reno- than anyone in South Park bargained for. Meanwhile, Kenny goes to Romania to pursue his singing career.

Episode 404 - Timmy 2000

Original Air Date 04/19/2000

South Park Elementary's new student, Timmy, is excused from doing homework when he's misdiagnosed with ADD; so the boys immediately try to get ADD too. Meanwhile, Timmy becomes the lead singer of a heavy metal band.

Episode 405 -Pip

Original Air Date 11/29/2000

Find out more about Pip's past in South Park's recreation of the classic novel Great Expectations

Episode 406 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Original Air Date 06/21/2000

Cartman suddenly decides Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. When he goes in search of more sophisticated companions, he is trilled to discover plenty of adult men who want to be friends with 8-year-old boys.

Episode 407 - Cherokee Hair Tampons

Original Air Date 06/28/2000

The only way for Stan to save his best friend's life is to take on a radical heath food peddler. Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease and his mother is trying to cure him with a variety of natural, holistic crap. Cartman, meanwhile, is the only one who can save Kyle's life - and although he willing to bargain, his price is high…

Episode 408 - Chef Goes Nanners

Original Air Date 07/05/2000

Chef fights a racist flag while the children hold a debate.

Episode 409 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Original Air Date 07/12/2000

In the spirit of the Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block and N'Sync, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman form their own boy band. While Cartman is booking their first gig, everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member.

Episode 410 - Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?

Original Air Date 07/19/2000

When Priest Maxi tells the town that they are going to Hell unless they repent, the Boys fear for themselves and Timmy. Meanwhile, an old flame returns to Hell, and makes life difficult for Satan.

Episode 411 - Probably

Original Air Date 07/26/2000

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. As a last resort, he finally looks to a higher power for advice. Meanwhile, Cartman has taken the lead role of evangelist as he and the boys try to assure their places in heaven.

Episode 412 - 4th Grade

Original Air Date 11/08/2000

Fearing their new 4th grade teacher Miss Choksondik, the kids build a time machine out of Timmy's wheelchair to travel back to a happier, easier school year.

Episode 413 - Trapper Keeper

Original Air Date 11/15/2000

The fate of the world is in Cartman's hands...

Episode 414 - Thanksgiving

Original Air Date 11/22/2000

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to great lengths to make their production a hit

Episode 415 - Fat Camp

Original Air Date 12/06/2000

Cartman goes to a fat camp while Kenny gets paid to do gross things.

Episode 416 - Wacky Molestation Adventure

Original Air Date 12/13/2000

The kids take over the town and all hell breaks loose.

Episode 417 - A Very Crappy Christmas

Original Air Date 12/20/2000

Mr. Hankey's visit is delayed this year because he is all tied up with the new wife and kids. Without Mr. Hankey, the town of South Park is in a Christmas slump. The boys are doing everything they can to bring the spirit of Christmas to everyone in town. Thus, they are inspired to make a video Christmas card.


Season 5

Episode 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

Original Air Date 07/11/2001

Cartman gets pubic hair. But Cartman doesn't get just any pubes; he buys some from one of the older kids at South Park Elementary, Scott Tenorman. Cartman wants to show the other boys that he can be the first kid in the fourth grade with this mark of manliness, until everyone tells him that pubes don't count unless he grows his own. Cartman seeks wicked revenge on Scott Tenorman when he won't give him his money back

Episode 502 - It Hits The Fan

Original Air Date 06/20/2001

The citizens of South Park are all tuned in for the biggest moment in television history when the word "sh*t" is broadcast for the very first time. This epic utterance triggers a chain of events that threaten the world, as we know it, leaving Chef and the boys to save the day.

Episode 503 - Cripple Fight

Original Air Date 06/27/2001

Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny show up for their scout troop meeting only to find their new leader is none other than Big Gay Al! Timmy is happy and excited to be joining the group until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.

Episode 504 - The Super Best Friends

Original Air Date 07/04/2001

A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan and Jesus to save them.

Episode 505 - Terrance & Phillip: Behind The Blow

Original Air Date 07/18/2001

Everyone's favorite comedy team has broken up! When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any lengths to reunite the duo.

Episode 506 - Cartmanland

Original Air Date 07/25/2001

Eric Cartman inherits One Million Dollars! With his newfound gains, Cartman indulges in a lifelong dream and he buys his own amusement park, Cartmanland! But in inimitable Cartman style, he decides to keep the park all to himself and won't let anyone in, especially Stan and Kyle.

Episode 507 - Proper Condom Use

Original Air Date 08/01/2001

Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle are taking Sex Ed! In time honored tradition, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of the body by none other than Mr. Mackey. Ms. Choksondik is responsible for the girls' education in the womanly arts while Mr. Garrison demonstrates proper condom use.

Episode 508 - Towelie

Original Air Date 08/08/2001

There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up this cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government.

Episode 509 - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Original Air Date 11/07/2001

Filled with the American Spirit, the children of South Park Elementary have all sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to; personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to investigate. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghani goat to its homeland.

Episode 510 - How To Eat With Your Butt

Original Air Date 11/14/2001

As part of an elaborate joke, Cartman manages to get Kenny's school picture plastered all over every "missing child" milk carton in the country. Cartman finds everything about his prank funny until a very strange couple turns up in South Park searching for their lost boy.

Episode 511 - The Entity

Original Air Date 11/21/2001

When Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general, he decides to build his own transportation device. Anticipation for the new closely guarded secret contrivance has built to frenzy. Meanwhile, Kyle's cousin, "Kyle", comes to South Park for extended visit. Kyle is upset because his cousin embarrasses him in front of his friends.

Episode 512 - Here Comes The Neighborhood

Original Air Date 11/28/2001

When Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman pick on Token for being the only rich kid in town, Token lures other affluent people like himself to South Park. The townspeople are fed up when all the rich people start moving in, and go to extremes to drive them out.

Episode 513 -Kenny Dies

Original Air Date 12/05/2001

Cartman accidently discovers a rich source of stem cells and sells them on the open market. When his new source of income is threatened, Cartman fights the system and takes his case all the way to the U.S. Congress.

Episode 514 - Butter's Very Own Episode

Original Air Date 12/12/2001

Butters inadvertently reveals a deep, dark family secret and the ramifications lead him into the seedy underbelly of the big city. Alone and lost Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort get back home.


Season 6

Episode 601 - Freak Strike

Original Air Date 03/20/2002

The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. They immediately sign Butters up as a guest with a a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize. However, when there isn't enough of Butters' prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury when he talks him mom into joining him on the segment entitled, "Please Help My Out of Control Child"

Episode 602 - Jarred Has Aides

Original Air Date 03/06/2002

The boys find out the secret behind a popular celebrity's weight loss is that the company who sponsored him gave him Aides.

Episode 603 - Asspen

Original Air Date 03/13/2002

The grand vacation begins when the boy's parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen, but of course, there's a catch: they have to attend one meeting about time-share opportunities. Meanwhile on the slopes, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to race the best skier on the mountain.

Episode 604 - The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Original Air Date 04/03/2002

Excited to catch a first look of the new Terrance and Phillip movie, the boys make like Cartman and sit their butts in front of the TV to catch the trailer during a commercial break on the long running series, "Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World."

Episode 605 - Fun With Veal

Original Air Date 03/27/2002

Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from precious little baby calves. He and the boys save the soon-to-be slaughtered calves by kidnapping them from the farm and hiding them in Stan's bedroom. When the police show up, the boys refuse to give up the animals and a standoff ensues. Cartman steps up to the megaphone and assumes the role of negotiator.

Episode 606 - Professor Chaos

Original Air Date 04/10/2002

Stan, Kyle and Cartman are not pleased with the job Butters is doing as the their replacement friend. Since Kenny died, Butters has taken his place in the group and the boys think he really sucks at it and decide to fire him. Cartman, Stan and Kyle end up having to hold auditions for a new kid to take dear sweet Kenny's place. Butters of course, is devastated over the loss of his new found best buddies and the trauma of it all unleashes his alter ego "Professor Chaos".

Episode 607 - Simpsons Already Did It

Original Air Date 06/26/2002

The boys break into Ms. Choksondiks' autopsy to retrieve Cartman's Sea men from her stomach. Meanwhile, as Professor Chaos, Butters moves forward with yet another diabolical plan to destroy the world.

Episode 608 - Red Hot Catholic Love

Original Air Date 07/03/2002

When the Catholic Church scandal negatively impacts church attendance in South Park, Priest Maxi travels to Rome to confront religious leaders about a solution . After intensive counseling about the issue, the boys try to understand why anyone would want to put something up their butts.

Episode 609 - Free Hat

Original Air Date 07/10/2002

The boys take on a cause close to their hearts when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. Disappointed by the latest versions of the classics like "Star Wars" and "E.T.," their club aims to stop certain famous directors from wrecking any more of their original masterpieces.

Episode 610 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Original Air Date 07/17/2002

The boys are faced with a new challange in life. Wendy's pal Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop". Her tiny buds of womanhood inspire an almost primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.

Episode 611 - Child Abduction is Not Funny

Original Air Date 07/24/2002

In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.

Episode 612 - A Ladder to Heaven

Original Air Date 11/06/2002

Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly, they'll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring him back to South Park. But Kenny isn't the only one residing in Heaven; when we last checked Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well. As their ladder stretches skyward the U.S. government carefully monitors the boys' progress. Will the boys find Kenny? Is Saddam stockpiling weapons of mass destruction in heaven?

Episode 613 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Original Air Date 11/13/2002

Infused with the spirit of Gandalf and Frodo, the boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store. Meanwhile, Butters watches his first porno.

Episode 614 - The Death Camp of Tolerance

Original Air Date 11/20/2002

Mr. Garrison is back as the boys' 4th Grade Teacher, and the boys have been sent to a place where they will learn "cultural sensitivity". Ever since Ms. Chokosondik's untimely demise at the end of last season, Stan, Kyle and Cartman have been without a teacher. Principal Victoria rescues Mr. Garrison from his stint with the "booger- eating, pants crapping kindergarteners" and promotes him to teach the 4th grade. Informed that fourth graders are a little too old for Mr. Hat, Garrison comes to class with a new, and even more inappropriate, assistant.

Episode 615 - The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Original Air Date 11/27/2002

When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boy's encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.

Episode 616 - My Future Self 'n Me

Original Air Date 12/04/2002

A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home and Cartman starts a new business, the business of revenge.

Episode 617 - Red Sleigh Down

Original Air Date 12/11/2002

Once again, it's Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the "naughty" column. He has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.


Season 7

Episode 701 - I'm A Little Bit Country

Original Air Date 04/09/2003

The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day. Their simple plan to protest their way out of class goes south when they find themselves in the middle of the two opposing sides of the war issue. Meanwhile, Cartman tries to have a flashback to 1776 to avoid studying for his American History assignment

Episode 702 - Krazy Kripples

Original Air Date 03/26/2003

Jimmy is offended when a recently disabled celebrity sweeps through town and steals his limelight. He and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves who were handicapped from birth. They call their new club the "Crips"

Episode 703 - Toilet Paper

Original Air Date 04/02/2003

Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house. After the fact, Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt and on the verge of confessing his part in the prank. Officer Barbrady is hot on the perpetrators' trail, while Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

Episode 704 - Cancelled

Original Air Date 03/19/2003

The boys discover Earth is nothing but one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled. With a nod to the first episode of South Park, the satellite dish in Cartman's ass has been reactivated. The question of "Visitors" in the small mountain town is finally answered when the aliens return to wrap up one of their longest running reality shows, "Earth". Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are once again trapped in space and it's up to them to save the planet from annihilation.

Episode 705 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Original Air Date 04/16/2003

One of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. The real Jenny From the Block is enraged to learn that a new "Diva" has stolen her record deal and her boyfriend! South Park will never be the same after Jenny & Ben meet the new "Ms. Lopez."

Episode 706 - Lil' Crime Stoppers

Original Air Date 04/23/2003

Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny start their very own South Park detective agency. After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and they are officially named junior deputies. Their next assignment: to break up a meth lab.

Episode 707 - Red Man's Greed

Original Air Date 04/30/2003

The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have acquired the town of South Park. The citizens are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway. Faced with saying goodbye to their friends and their way of life, the boys rally the townspeople to fight back against the rich and powerful Indians.

Episode 708 - South Park Is Gay!

Original Air Date 10/22/2003

The whole town joining the hip new homosexual craze. Suddenly, it's cool to be gay! Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny go head to head with the other kids to see who can be the "gayest," while Mr. Garrison responds with, "If straight people are gonna steal our culture, then us REAL gays are just gonna have to step it up a notch!"

Episode 709 - Christian Rock Hard

Original Air Date 10/28/2003

Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith in an all-new episode, entitled ≥Christian Rock Hard." When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, Cartman pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet.

Episode 710 - Grey Dawn

Original Air Date 11/05/2003

After the seniors have mowed down more than a few farmer's markets, South Park residents no longer feel it's safe to be out in the streets. With their well being at stake, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. Unwilling to surrender their licenses, the elderly enlist the help of one of the most powerful organizations in Washington.

Episode 711 - Casa Bonita

Original Air Date 11/12/2003

Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over him, Cartman arranges to have poor Butters go conveniently "missing."

Episode 712 - All About Mormons?

Original Air Date 11/19/2003

A Mormon kid moves to South Park and Stan has to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. While the other boys mock Stan relentlessly for wimping out, the rest of the town become Mormons.

Episode 713 - Butt Out

Original Air Date 12/03/2003

After Representatives from the anti-smoking campaign do their song and dance for the children of South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.

Episode 714 - Raisins

Original Air Date 12/10/2003

Wendy breaks up with Stan because he never spends any time with her. To cheer him up, the boys take him to "Raisins," a local restaurant known for its cheap food and hot girls. Later, as Stan tries desperately to win Wendy back, Butters believes he's found the girl of his dreams.

Episode 715 - It's Christmas In Canada

Original Air Date 12/17/2003

The Brovlofski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. When the townspeople decide to forego Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves.


Season 8

Episode 801 - Good Times With Weapons

Original Air Date 03/17/2004

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Episode 802 - AWESOM-O

Original Air Date 04/14/2004

Cartman hatches his next genius plan for picking on Butters when he becomes AWESOM-O. In this week's episode, Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter's innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

Episode 803 - Up The Down Steroid

Original Air Date 03/24/2004

Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he's handicapped.

Episode 804 - The Passion Of The Jew

Original Air Date 03/31/2004

Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film's hardcore fans band together under Cartman's leadership to carry out it's message.

Episode 805 - You Got F**ked In The A**

Original Air Date 04/07/2004

It's up to Stan to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn't been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.

Episode 806 - Goobacks

Original Air Date 04/28/2004

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.

Episode 807 - The Jeffersons

Original Air Date 04/21/2004

All the children of South Park are attracted to ≥Mr. Jefferson", his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get ≥Mr. Jefferson" to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.

Episode 808 - Douche And Turd

Original Air Date 10/27/2004

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.

Episode 809 - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Original Air Date 11/03/2004

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

Episode 810 - Pre-School

Original Air Date 11/10/2004

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of "juvie" and his first order of business is revenge.

Episode 811 - Quest For Ratings

Original Air Date 11/17/2004

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

Episode 812 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Original Air Date 12/01/2004

All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

Episode 813 - Cartman's Incredible Gift

Original Air Date 12/08/2004

After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of "licensed" psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

Episode 814 - Woodland Critter Christmas

Original Air Date 12/15/2004

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a... very different Lord.


Season 9

Episode 901 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Original Air Date 03/09/2005

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted...a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.

Episode 902 - Die Hippie, Die

Original Air Date 03/16/2005

Cartman warns the citizens of South Park that it will only be a matter of days before the town becomes the Hippie Capital of the World. No one will believe him until they find out the hippies plan to stage a weeklong music fest. The town has no choice but to turn to Cartman for help. He then puts his plan to eradicate his lifelong enemies in motion.

Episode 903 - Wing

Original Air Date 03/23/2005

As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client's earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

Episode 904 - Best Friends Forever

Original Air Date 03/30/2005

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

Episode 905 - The Losing Edge

Original Air Date 04/06/2005

The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is they've won so many games that now they're in the playoffs. Just one loss would mean the season's finished and they'd be free from America's favorite pastime for the entire summer.

Episode 906 - The Death Of Eric Cartman

Original Air Date 04/13/2005

Cartman is dead and Butters seems to be the only one who can communicate with him!

Episode 907 - Erection Day

Original Air Date 04/20/2005

All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can't wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy's noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can't get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

Episode 908 - Two Days before the Day After Tomorrow

Original Air Date 10/19/2005

A GLOBAL WARMING STATE OF EMERGENCY is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.

Episode 909 - Marjorine

Original Air Date 10/26/2005

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

Episode 910 - Follow That Egg

Original Air Date 11/02/2005

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

Episode 911 - Ginger Kids

Original Air Date 11/09/2005

In his classroom presentation, Cartman points to people with red hair, light skin and freckles as an inferior race. Cartman thinks differently when, one morning, he himself wakes up with an advanced case of Gingervitus! Unable to endure being ostracized for his looks, he rallies all Ginger Kids everywhere to fight discrimination.

Episode 912 - Trapped In The Closet

Original Air Date 11/16/2005

Religious leaders believe Stan is the new "Golden Child" and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

Episode 913 - Free Willzyx

Original Air Date 11/30/2005

A "talking" whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you'll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

Episode 914 - Bloody Mary

Original Air Date 12/07/2005

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."


Season 10

Episode 1001 - The Return Of Chef

Original Air Date 03/22/2006

The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef's strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.

Episode 1002 - Smug Alert

Original Air Date 03/29/2006

Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they're doing to help save the earth, scientists discover a stormy, dark mass accumulating over the town.

Episode 1003 - Cartoon Wars

Original Air Date 04/05/2006

Kyle loves "Family Guy" and hates Cartman. The two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of "Family Guy" lies with the first boy to reach Hollywood.

Episode 1004 - Cartoon Wars, Part II

Original Air Date 04/12/2006

After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.

Episode 1005 - A Million Little Fibers

Original Air Date 04/19/2006

Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah's support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. However, when he's caught in a lie by the grand dame of daytime television, Towelie's old habits start to look mighty appealing.

Episode 1006 - Manbearpig

Original Air Date 04/26/2006

After the cave-in, all the exits are blocked off and Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are all alone. Only one person knows they're trapped under all the debris and he's not telling. Cartman's only thought is how to get the treasure out without sharing it with the rest of the boys.

Episode 1007 - TSST!

Original Air Date 05/03/2006

The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. Cesar may have what it takes, but Cartman isn't going down without a fight.

Episode 1008 - Make Love, Not Warcraft

Original Air Date 10/04/2006

The boys come into contact with a gamer who doesn't play by the rules. Even the creative people behind World of Warcraft don't know how to stop the renegade. They are forced to put all of their hope into the hands of the kids of South Park. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the mad gamer and saving the game for all.

Episode 1009 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Original Air Date 10/11/2006

No one in South Park is safe from the people who are the real brains behind the 9/11 conspiracy. When Kyle and Stan hit the road in search of the truth, they come face-to-face with the masterminds who pulled off the most elaborate, intricate and flawlessly executed operation in American history.

Episode 1010 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Original Air Date 10/18/2006

A South Park Elementary School teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new School Hallway Monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.

Episode 1011 - Hell On Earth 2006

Original Air Date 10/25/2006

Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness. But even Satan can't foresee everything. A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.

Episode 1012 - Go God Go

Original Air Date 11/01/2006

South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders. The most vocal protests are from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.

Episode 1013 - Go God Go XII

Original Air Date 11/08/2006

Last week Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a hot, new, gaming device pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now he's stuck there. The future is a tumultuous place with warring factions, angry sea otters and no Nintendo. Will Cartman find a way back to his own time?

Episode 1014 - Stanley's Cup

Original Air Date 11/15/2006

Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!


Season 11

Episode 1101 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Original Air Date 03/07/2007

While the citizens of "South Park" must contend with the widespread use of the racial slur, the "N" word, Cartman fights a midget.

Episode 1102 - Cartman Sucks

Original Air Date 03/14/2007

When another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad is determined to "straighten him out." While Butters is at a special camp trying to "pray the gay away," Cartman realizes the joke is on him.

Episode 1103 - Lice Capades

Original Air Date 03/21/2007

Confidentiality about who has head lice must be maintained so no child is embarrassed; so says the administration at South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has the head cooties.

Episode 1104 - The Snuke

Original Air Date 03/28/2007

The clock is ticking as the citizens prepare for Hillary Clinton's big campaign rally. Every minute counts as Cartman uses his own methods to interrogate the suspect. But could the plan to target Hillary Clinton be just the tip of the iceberg?

Episode 1105 - Fantastic Easter Special

Original Air Date 04/04/2007

Stan just wants someone to explain what eggs have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. Determined to get the real story behind all of the eggs and bunnies that are part of the Easter ritual, Stan and Kyle fall in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.

Episode 1106 - D-Yikes

Original Air Date 04/11/2007

Every time Ms. Garrison gets dumped, life becomes unbearable in the classroom. When the boys can no longer handle their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they discover people-for-hire who can help out in any situation.

Episode 1107 - Night of the Living Homeless

Original Air Date 04/18/2007

Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. While the adults are working on creative solutions to care for the homeless, the boys are busy solving the problem once and for all.

Episode 1108 - Le Petit Tourette

Original Air Date 10/03/2007

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

Episode 1109 - More Crap

Original Air Date 10/10/2007

Randy becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Randy contacts a society that keeps track of the world record, thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender.

Episode 1110 - Imaginationland

Original Air Date 10/17/2007

Finding Cartman's leprechaun is just the tip of the iceberg when the boys are about to have the entire contents of the world's imagination laid before them. The boys realize that what they know has become a valuable commodity to the U. S. government. Meanwhile, Butters is about to become collateral damage.

Episode 1111 - Imaginationland: Episode II

Original Air Date 10/24/2007

The government needs to find a way into Imaginationland and Stan and Kyle are the only two people known to have been there. Meanwhile, Cartman can't rest until Kyle fulfills his side of the court-ordered agreement to suck his balls.

Episode 1112 - Imaginationland: Episode III

Original Air Date 10/31/2007

Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to suck his balls.

Episode 1113 - Guitar Queer-o

Original Air Date 11/07/2007

Obsessed with the Guitar Hero video game, Stan and Kyle make a great team and score record points when they play. Stan realizes he has the potential for enormous success if he plays with another partner. He and Kyle break up but, without his friend, Stan quickly folds under the pressure of being a rockstar.

Episode 1114 - The List

Original Air Date 11/14/2007

The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.


Season 12

Episode 1201 - Tonsil Trouble

Original Air Date 03/12/2008

The face of South Park could change forever when Eric Cartman is diagnosed with an incurable disease. When the support Cartman is counting on falls short, he has to take matters into his own hands.

Episode 1202 - Britney's New Look

Original Air Date 03/19/2008

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

Episode 1203 - Major Boobage

Original Air Date 03/26/2008

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

Episode 1204 - Canada On Strike

Original Air Date 04/02/2008

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

Episode 1205 - Eek, a Penis!

Original Air Date 04/09/2008

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Episode 1206 - Over Logging

Original Air Date 04/16/2008

One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

Episode 1207 - Super Fun Time

Original Air Date 04/23/2008

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

Episode 1208 - The China Probrem

Original Air Date 10/08/2008

After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

Episode 1209 - Breast Cancer Show Ever

Original Air Date 10/15/2008

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

Episode 1210 - Pandemic

Original Air Date 10/22/2008

The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

Episode 1211 - Pandemic 2 - The Startling

Original Air Date 10/29/2008

The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.

Episode 1212 - About Last Night...

Original Air Date 11/05/2008

While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.

Episode 1213 - Elementary School Musical

Original Air Date 11/12/2008

Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

Episode 1214 - The Ungroundable

Original Air Date 11/19/2008

Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

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