Test your knowledge to see if you qualify to be considered a "Rocket Scientist". Just click on a button to see if you are even close. A Rocket Scientist's Rocket
You may be considered a Rocket Scientist if . . . . . . . . . . .
1. . . . You are a very good golfer.
2. . . . You go straight home after golf to clean you house (or someone elses).
3. . . . Your golf ball lands in the fairway.
4. . . . Your golf ball lands on the green.
5. . . . When you finally do putt the ball in the cup, it is full of water.
6. . . . You think an "Adult Beverage" is a cup of Coffee.

Here's a thought . . .Just the facts...

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few ADULT BEVERAGES.

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