Another Normal Day of School
It is seven fifty-four,
And I'm running out the door.
I'm going to be late for school,
But it's not like that's unusual.
My teachers hate me; yes they do,
Since I used that super-glue.
And I spilled chemicals by the door,
It turns out they went through the floor.
My show and tell ate my teacher's
How was I to know they were new.
I hit my gym teacher with a soccer
And didn't think it would hurt at all.
My pet snake followed me to school,
He ate one of the kids; that was pretty cool.
In shop I sneezed and threw my saw,
And for some reason my teacher bandaged his jaw.
I get to class and sit in the very back on a
Today starts another normal day of school.
By: Renee Schmidt