what's the answer?

Q: If "april shower's brings May flowers" what do May flowers bring?

A:The pilgim's! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Q: What walks on 4 feet then 2 then 3?

A: A human! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Computer: What's the first letter in Yellow?

Guest: Y

Computer: Because I asked you!

Knock Knock


Computer: Knock knock
Guest: Who's there?
Computer: Lion.
Guest: Lion who?
Computer: Lion your bed and go to sleep!

Computer: Knock knock
Guest: Who's there?
Computer: Luke.
Guest: Luke who?
Computer: Luke threw the door and you'll see

Computer: Knock knock
Guest: Who's there?
Computer: Thissil
Guest: Thissil who?
Computer: Thissil be the last knock knock joke.