(jeer)
I couldn't help but notice that David Greene's "atheist nutbar" contest went nowhere. Just like a small child, if you ignore him long enough he stops crying.
(/jeer)

Okay, so:
(drum roll)
With 11 votes, the Theist Quote Of The Month for January of 1999 is:
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"Plagues are good and God knows this. Without them he couldn't teach us how to stop them."
Written by Jerry Myers

Nominated by Peter Kelly, seconded by Charles Ward

Congratulations Jerry! Number 6 took a very close second with 10 votes, and number 10 came in third with 8 votes. Here again are the nominations, and the voting record:

--1--
"Well, thank goodness we have you here to pass judgement on a putatuve being whose reality you can not comprehend."
Written by "one_brow@yahoo.com"

Nominated by Puck Greenman, seconded by Dave Holloway

--2--
(In response to (regarding solipsism):)
>>If this is all in my head I'm more fucked up than I thought.
"Of course you are, we all are. that's the point of religion."
Written by Ted Seeber

Nominated by Gully Foyle, seconded by stoney

VOTES:
MishtaEcks
Tom Stoudt
George Ricker
Oranguboy

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--3--
(Referring to the "spiritual death" of Adam and Eve:)
"Whether you accept this or not is irrelevant to whether it is true. You seem to be someone who is doubtful and confused, and probably addicted to reasoning."
Written by "one2one@foto.infi.net"

Nominated by Bill Felton, seconded by Elroy Willis

VOTES:
Elf
Roy Fulmer
Jessica Wolfman
Chaos Theory
Dave Holloway
Nemo
Kamian

* * * *
--4--
"Self-righteousness? God has given us a reason to be self-righteous."
Written by kaalee

Nominated by Liz, seconded by Steve Knight

VOTES:
Liz
Ed Stobenau
David Shipley

* * * *
--5--
"Atheist morons will blindly accept anything you tell them."
Written by David Greene

Nominated by Frank Wustner, seconded by Dave Holloway

VOTES:
Jim Griffin
Carl Funk
Frank Wustner
Gregory Greenman
Charles Ward

* * * *
--6--
"If you are [an athest], then for you to believe a GOD does not exist, a God must exist."
Written by John Totina

Nominated by mike, seconded by Jessica Wolfman

VOTES:
Scott Davidson
John Hattan
Fish
Darryl L. Pierce
HRGruemm
Craig Hoyer
G&G
Chris Nelson
PinkyMan
Ichimusai

* * * *
--7--
"if you are so great and there is No God.. Create a Universe oh supreme being of self .. You can't do anything but talk nonsense..."
Written by Dore Williamson

Nominated by Jeff/addesign, seconded by Dirk Tebben

* * * *
--8--
"Christians are concerned that non should perish even though the perishing may have self destruct tendencies."
Written by Dave Eddy

Nominated by Stoney, seconded by Michelle MALkin

VOTES:
Stoney

* * * *
--9--
"It is not, however, our job to persecute, as the lord reserves this right."
Written by jlowrey539@nls.net

Nominated by Randy Day, seconded by Frank Wustner

VOTES:
Brian King

* * * *
--10--
"I am NOT opposed to slavery if practiced within Biblical guidelines."
Written by John F.

Nominated by Treelo, seconded by Bill Felton

VOTES:
raven1
Czar
Chris Hall
Zerbinetta
John Patrick
Andrew Bean
yang hu
maff91

* * * *
--11--
"I don't believe in killing off people indiscriminately for adhering to false religions. But that doesn't mean that any heretic who wants to take the name of God on his lips and commit blasphemy should be tolerated unconditionally."
Written by John F.

Nominated by Treelo, seconded by Bill Felton

VOTES:
Nicolas P. Demers

* * * * --12-- "As far as Satanic Back Masking on Christian albums . . . have you ever actually, TRULY listened to them and heard the message? I doubt it. Besides, even if you did supposedly hear it, you can hear anything if you care programmed and told to hear it."

(comment: the key words are "programmed" and "told.")

Written by "Christian Rocker"

Nominated by John Patrick, seconded by Fish

* * * *
--13--
"Plagues are good and God knows this. Without them he couldn't teach us how to stop them."
Written by Jerry Myers

Nominated by Peter Kelly, seconded by Charles Ward

VOTES:
Keith Brannen
Peter Kelly
Tezcatlipoca
Wingedbeast
Paul Koeck
John Mayne
mike
Rev. Jerry
Xalan
BeatMan44
Peter Kirby

* * * *
--14--
(In response to:)
>How come he confused man's languages anyway? Or is that just another >metaphor or fable?
"No metaphor or fable, He really did confound (change) man's once single language into many languages. Why? To confuse us and slow us down in our 'progress' as a civilization."
Written by Frank

Nominated by raven1, seconded by Petteri Sulonen

VOTES:
Pat Kiewicz
Tukla
Petteri Sulonen
Nilone
Elroy Willis

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Quotemeister Dave