How to put a cow to sleep in three easy steps.
Step 1. Grab a cow by the horns.
Step 2. Gently rub his cheeks until his eyelids get heavy.
Step 3. When he begins to doze off, lay his head over. Remember, cows sleep standing up!
- No cows were harmed during the taking of these pictures
- Only professionally trained Cow Handlers or J2EE software engineers should attempt this
- Make sure the cows have had their snack and are in a good mood
- Don't try this at home or if you do don't tell your wife
Last updated Dec 21, 2002