Oh, there you are! Don't worry, I don't bite.
Come in, sit down, get comfortable, and enjoy yourself.
We enjoy having friends stop by and hope you will come back often.
Inside you will find out what is going on with my family when you read
the family journal. And from there you will be able to get to all the other
rooms, too. If you feel more comfortable with your shoes off feel free
to leave them just inside the door on the mat. I promise I won't chew on them.